JODI FARCE & SHANT-L

'DA BLONDZ' burst into the arena at Wiltshire's Wootton Bassett Street Festival and haven't looked back.

Here, they are pictured with some of the locals and celebrities who were present at the highly successful occasion organised by Elements Events Limited in conjunction with the Town Council.

Da Blondz and wannabe WAGS are Jodi Farce and Shant-L. Their mission is to be seen out on the town with their mobile phones and interactive pups Scampi 'n Chips in tow.

In a class of their own, Da Blondz are ideal for meet & greet and walkabout events and are happy to pose for pictures for KO or 'Allo 'Allo Magazine.

Remember you don't mean a thing unless you got da bling!!

HUNKY FIREMEN

Although Jodi loved the hunky firemen at Wootton Bassett, her heart is really set on a Championship or even Premier league player.

Do you have what it takes to measure up to Jodi's stonking 40 G assetts and show her a good time?

Jodi likes to get close to the 'gurlz' too.

Why not invite Da Blondz along as your special guests?

Secretly gatecrashing your event, they will provide a fascinating talking point for all the unsuspecting guests

You can guarantee a good time will be had by one and all when the Da Blondz come to call!

SCAMPI & CHIPS

Shant-L is a less over-powering and an altogether easier proposition. Well, that's what Jodi likes to tell everybody!

You will need to like little dogs too. Prepare to meet Scampi and Chips, their two pampered puppies, who will talk and count. Better than Shant-L or Jodi, come to think of it. Unless of course they are counting da money.

PARTYING

Da Blondz will theme to any event and have outfits for all occasions.

From leopard print to barbie pink, their clothing will be anything but subtle.

And how does Jodi manage to walk in her 4 inch heels? Some say she has a lot more street walking experience than she is prepared to let on!!!

COMBINE DRAG DJ WITH PSYCHIC, MYSTIC RUTH

A brilliant combination for any hen party or indeed girls night, wedding or other civil celebration is the presence of Jodi Farce accompanied by Psychic Tarot Card Reader Mystic Ruth.